You have a 3% chance of becoming the man of the century, in the future. Clearly this won’t happen to you if your a woman. On the other hand, if you’ve slept with 10 times your fair share of women and have a striking haircut paired with good...
Topics: Future, man of the century, one man one century, sleeping with women, three percent

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You have a 9% chance of training your dog to scuba dive, in the future. Your clever dog is known for reeling in tail for you on dry land (such as the park). When it comes to scoring with ladies in the drink, you don’t have such success… Once..
Topics: chicks like dogs, dog under the sea, dogs underwater, Future, scooba diving, scuba diving dog, scuba diving friend, sea dogs

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You have a 31% chance of becoming the owner of a foam car, in the future. Wooden cars have become retro, metal cars are metal, girls don’t fit in your Daewoo… foam parties are more your speed. What better way to roll up to a future foam party.
Topics: foam party in foam car, foaming at the mouth, Future, futuristic foam

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You have a 13% chance of watching Pay-Per-View on your watch, in the future. It was one thing making collect watch phone calls on your wrist watch, years past. Watching premium Pay-Per-View television while cruising for ladies on the Miami Beach shore...
Topics: collect phono calls, Future, kayak vs yacht, miami beach shore

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You have a 17% chance of being seduced by Swamp Thing, in the future. A humanoid mass of vegetable is all it takes to make you dripping wet. Swamp Thing will take you down… and you’ll be into it. 17%, no questions about this
Topics: Future, lonely swamp thing, swamp lurker, swamp seduction, swamp thing protecting the swamp

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