Song Quotes The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. - Billy Joel That ain't working. That's the way you do it. ... Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free. - Dire Straits

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Q. Why is the term, PMS, used to describe difficult behavior displayed by women? A. The term, Mad Cow Disease, was already in use. Funny Jokes

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Little Johnny Meets Obama Little Johnny is at it again... President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if..
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Glass of Water One night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!'' ''No. You had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep.'' A minute later the boy.
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Buying a horse Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you...
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