Some 9 year old kid was banned from his baseball league because he can throw 40 mph. What the hell is going on with this "give everyone a trophy" bullshit? I remember some kids were way better than everybody else growing up. This story makes me.
Topics: losers

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The olympics are pretty boring and fortunately are over. There was some quality quotes worth mentioning. 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warmup and it was amazing." 2....
Topics: blog, funny, i love lamp, jokes, oh, olympics, quotes, snatch

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Home brewed beer I fear, one batch great, the next vomit, choose factory beer.
Topics: beer, brewer, factory, funny, haiku, haikus, home, jokes, vomit

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A baby jew flew, Through a pile of greenish poo, Snatched a buck o' two.

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How to be a dick advice. So I was rocking out to Glenn Frey's "The Heat is On" Today and it reminded me of a great way to be a dick. 1. Wait for the first of your friends to fall asleep 2. Turn on Glenn Frey's "The Heat is...

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