NAME...says, "This too shall pass gas." doesn't want you to die before he gets the chance to kill you himself.is hoping that he doesn't have to Bitch Slap anybody on the bus tonight.thinks... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my.
Topics: poop, strange

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NAME...tastes great... is less filling... tastes great...melts in your mouth, not in your hands.is good to the last drop.is magically delicious.contains calcium, something your body uses... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full...
Topics: advertsing, slogans, taglines

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Frosty...can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"is looking forward to the new Christmas special, "A Creepy,... [[ This is a content summary...
Topics: Christmas, facebook, funny, status, updates

{"title":"X-Mas based Funny Facebook Status Updates","post_url":"http:\/\/facebookstatus.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/x-mas-based-funny-facebook-status.html","feed_url":"http:\/\/http:\/facebookstatus.blogspot.com\/feeds\/posts\/default?alt=rss","author":"funnyelixir","date":"2008-12-01 15:18:00","summary":"Frosty...can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, \"The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection\"is looking forward to the new Christmas special, \"A Creepy,... [[ This is a content summary..."}

NAME... will update her Facebook status for money!is so broke that she's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers. is so poor that she got married for the rice.can't even afford the last... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website...
Topics: economy, facebook, funny, status

{"title":"Economy Related Funny Facebook Status Updates","post_url":"http:\/\/facebookstatus.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/economy-related-funny-facebook-status.html","feed_url":"http:\/\/http:\/facebookstatus.blogspot.com\/feeds\/posts\/default?alt=rss","author":"funnyelixir","date":"2008-11-28 03:41:00","summary":"NAME... will update her Facebook status for money!is so broke that she's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers. is so poor that she got married for the rice.can't even afford the last... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website..."}

Sarah...can see Alaska from her house.is on a bridge to nowhere!needs somebody to answer for me, what is it exactly that the VP does every day?is a pitbull with lipstickis gosh darn, a hockey mom,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website...
Topics: facebook, funny, Sarah Palin, status, updates

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