Alex R. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.Alex R. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments :PAlex R. couldn’t find a decaf coffee table at IKEARobert D. using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep...
Topics: Clever, facebook status, Hilarious status update, status update, Witty status

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This is the one that had me cracking up, mostly cause it has a good bit of truth in it…Robert D.”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George WashingtonMicah G....
Topics: clever facebook status, Facebook status ideas, Funny, Funny Facebook Status, Funny Facebook Status Ideas, Hilarious Facebook status, original facebook status, Status for Facebook

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Here is a brand new batch of Facebook Statuses for you. Some of these are hysterical. Keep sending them in or commenting with your own!Vaughan A. is a cross dresser. Deciding what to wear can get me angry.Ben F. is dynamite with a lazer beam.Thomas G....
Topics: facebook status, Funny, funny statuses, Hysterical Facebook Statuses, original facebook status, status update

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Ernie keeps secrets from his computer. Jessica M. aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?John B. is John’s inquisitive mind.Elizabeth B. has people on her mind. And they weigh more than I do… so it’s a little heavy.Ram G....
Topics: All, Clever, facebook, Facebook ideas, Hilarious Facebook status, original facebook status, status update, Uncategorized

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These are some new Facebook statuses spotted in the wild. Keep posting your clever statuses in the comments. Allison is Boom, roasted.Blake just watched the first part of the Godfather for his “Family Business Management” class.Aaron is down.
Topics: All, Clever, funny statuses, great facebook statuses, Status for Facebook, status update, Witty status

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