i have an AWESOME post, really I do. But I have some photo uploading to do, and well, I just don't have it in me right now. So, I promise to have an AWESOME post. . . at some point in the near future.
Topics: Blogger's Block, random musing, Things That Suck, When I'm an IDIOT

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Remember the Abbott and Costello skit of "Who's on First"? Yeah, that's pretty much how my conversation with my mom went yesterday while we were shopping at Costco. Here's how it played out: Me: "Oohh, look at those cute...
Topics: Family, Funny stuff, My Mom

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It's Red Ribbon week at school. I now have to explain every pill I put into my face portal. And assure them that the liquid I'm washing it down with is "OK" to take medicine with and is advised/approved by the medicine manufacturer....
Topics: Family, Laila, Mikaela, Mother Teresa-ish

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Mikaela was home sick on Thursday. Laila seemed okay with it. She went to school and seemed perfectly happy. I saw her in the nurses office midday. I didn't get a call saying that I needed to take her home, so I figured everything was okay. I...
Topics: Kid Quote Of The Day, Laila, My Kids are WEIRD

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Have you ever let a 3 year old apply lip gloss? On YOUR mouth? It's like Chinese Water Torture . So there I am, minding my own business, when Sophia comes to me with her lip gloss cell phone. "See my phone, mama? It'sh make-up."...
Topics: Sophie, wee beasties, When I'm a Dork

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