Being the vain creature that I am, I have always liked taking photos of myself but only until recently (when I started my Project 365) did I learn to stop making stupid faces at the camera (always scrunching my face in an attempt to wink, doing the...
Topics: camwhorage, filipina, the helga manual, ugly, ugly filipina, ugly helga, ugly helga weber

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Some time ago, I posted a stupid Christmas wishlist. Though I seriously do want a pink typewriter (or any typewriter, for that matter, so long as it clacks noisily, dings loudly and so long as it works), I must say I can do without the others I wrote in..
Topics: christmas, Hannah Montana, Hanson, lists, maps, miley cyrus, the helga manual, Toy Kingdom, wishlist

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Seeing that my Flickr/Project365 gained a little popularity, I’m used to blogs (such as TechCrunch OMFG) using my photos to go with their entries/articles. I don’t mind as I like sharing and the attention (plus, they always link back to my...
Topics: facebook, helga weber, poser, the internets

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Katy posted a short list of her pet peeves over at her blog and I thought I’d follow suit (you’ll see me doing this a lot from now on, taking my cue from fellow bloggers re: topics) and post a list of my own. Like Katy, I’ve mellowed...
Topics: lists, pet peeves, the helga manual

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The boyfriend calls shenanigans but since I figure everything (except murder, incest, and rape) is worth a try, I gave in and got myself a bottle of Bio Enzyme Seaweed Slimming Lotion.I just started using it yesterday, Sunday, and for 790 a bottle, it...
Topics: bio enzyme, ditz drivel, seaweed, seaweed lotion, seaweed slimming lotion, slimming, slimming lotion

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