Predator Press [LOBO] LOBO, I says in my head. The kids don’t go to school for another hour. You should get up, make some coffee, shower and shave. “Feh!” I manage audibly, rolling over. Shit. -I think I sprained my lips.

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Predator Press [LOBO] Wha-? Almost a week since my last post? Well as difficult as it must be to imagine, I upon occasion get bored with myself. Which is no excuse, I suppose; millions and millions of Predator Press readers are clearly not bored...
Topics: Angry Seafood, HBFFL, Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football League

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Predator Press [LOBO] So update me. Yeah, I know a handful of creditors that haven’t stopped calling -and that crack team of pizza delivery guys is on full swing. But how are the rest of you holding up? -And do you know of anyone still alive that...
Topics: Predator Press Exclusive, swine flu

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Predator Press [LOBO] I listen to a lot of news on the radio, and it’s not uncommon to catch an accidental three or four minutes of Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity from time to time. -I don't avoid them because I'm 'Liberal.' I avoid.
Topics: Halloween, politics

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Predator Press [LOBO] My family is Christian, Catholic … I dunno, something . Cremate, bury, priest, yes, no, blah blah …. I want a dead chicken revolved over my grave for twenty years. And a monster car rally. -Exactly as Buddha would have wanted.
Topics: death, religion

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