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Sing. Sing a song. Sing it loud. Sing it long. - 184 days ago
My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She. Topics: All is right with the world, Buddies, dad2twins, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, kids do the funniest things, singing, twins

How to keep unwanted solicitors away…. - 195 days ago
Blast this song when you see them coming down the street towards your house.It also works for the sellers of religion too!Warning: this song may offend you. I don’t really care though. Tags: scaring religion pushers, Scaring solicitors Related... Topics: Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, scaring religion pushers, Scaring solicitors, Warnings, What was I thinking?

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain?...
Topics: All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Discount deals, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, free coupons, Free food, Free meals, How cool is this - Products and Services, Huh? You must be kidding?, Kids discounted meals, kids eat cheap, Kids eat free, Restaurnat deals, What was I thinking?
Topics: All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Discount deals, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, free coupons, Free food, Free meals, How cool is this - Products and Services, Huh? You must be kidding?, Kids discounted meals, kids eat cheap, Kids eat free, Restaurnat deals, What was I thinking?

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m...
Topics: All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, family vacation, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, summer, travel, traveling with twins, twins, vacation, Warnings, What was I thinking?
Topics: All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, family vacation, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, summer, travel, traveling with twins, twins, vacation, Warnings, What was I thinking?

Happy Birthday to the Farty Pants Twins! #4 - 223 days ago
Here we all are in Hawaii. Tags: 4th Birthday, Farty Pants Twins, Happy Birthday Related posts Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeover. (3) WTF? (5) Who is this guy in the red suit and why is he talking to me? (2) Topics: All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured


















