CONCORD - With the states of Florida and Michigan challenging New Hampshire’s role as the nation’s first primary, Governor John Lynch has promised to use a secret time machine “if the situation makes it necessary.”Governor Lynch...
Topics: Primary Pissing Contest

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush announced earlier today his plan to institute a limited draft into military service. The plan calls for the conscription of 10,000 Counter Strike players from across the United States.“These kids are good, real...
Topics: Nerd Surge

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MINNESOTA - Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig was arrested in June for copycatting the famous SNL Dick in a Box video in a Minnesota airport.A police officer ran into Craig singing the lyrics in a bathroom stall while attempting to convince another...
Topics: Sexual Healing

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Over the years I have been asked many times to start back up writing fake news stories and satirical posts. I’ve finally given in. Hopefully I’m still funny, but I am not making any guarantees.
Topics: Uncategorized

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