Clark Kent: “Remember me?” Rocky: “Four eyes? Yeah, I remember you. Didn’t I kick your ass in this diner two weeks ago?” Clark Kent: “Somebody should teach you some manners.” Rocky: “That’s what you said last time. Are you back for...
Topics: movie parody, Superman II

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Buying CD's in foreign bazaars is sometimes a challenge. Especially when the person who reproduced the CD doesn't know the name of the song and has to listen to the hook in order to figure it out. When you are reading the name of the song on the..
Topics: foreign bazaar, song lyrics

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Things I am thankful for on Thanksgiving: 1. That I did not burn my house down while frying my turkey. 2. That I wasn't born in America in the 1600's, because that would have totally sucked. Plus I'm pretty sure they were burning those...
Topics: Happy Thanksgiving

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Yesterday, a man who needed to come into my office to sign paperwork left me a message on my voicemail. He said he was extremely sorry and that he was going to be late. He was having his wife drive him to the doctor. "I have a boil," he said,...
Topics: hard time sitting

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Why is this guy funny? I understand that impressions are funny. But he sucks at impressions. Unless you call doing John Madden an impression. I'm pretty sure any fat guy can do an impression of John Madden. Speaking of fat, all I can think of when he.
Topics: frank caliendo, not funny

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