I remember watching a Louie Theroux show about a ‘charm teacher’ and how he could teach you how to seduce a wench without having to bash her on the head with a wrench. The wench wrench in fact.Given my natural charm and a lack of wrenches, ..
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Have you noticed that the London Lite has actually created new pretendjobs? Menial jobs that never existed before. The ‘Free Paper Hander-Outer’. The ‘Free Paper Clearer-Upper’.  It’s like in Japan where you can reduce...
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Find an online roulette game at GamblingCity.net, and never rant again. You’ll be too busy spinning the roulette wheel and winning at roulette to get angry!No Tags
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That’s what she said.The cheap sexual innuendo. The thing of beauty, grace, depth and length. Something that you can just slip in without fear of it blowing up in your face and once you start you can’t help but raise an eyebrow and smirk at...
Topics: cian, double entendre, Haitian Bill's Bar and Grill, innuendo

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Your eyes slowly open. Vague outlines of your darkened room surround you. You look at your clock, see it’s 4am, wonder why you are awake and then feel the pressure in your bladder. Ah. Wee waits for no man.Deciding you can’t hold it, you...
Topics: cian, games, Gimping, LOLOLO, poo, wee, wii

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