CHANGING CHRISTMAS:A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully:I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the...
Topics: Christmas Humor, Christmas Joke, Christmas Jokes, Holiday Jokes

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The Politically Correct 12 Days Of ChristmasOn the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual...
Topics: Christmas Humor, Christmas Joke, Christmas Jokes

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHANUKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS10.  There’s no “Donny and Marie Chanukah Special.”9.  Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).8.  No need to clean the chimney.7.  There’s no latke-nog.6.  Burl Ives...
Topics: Christmas Humor, Christmas Joke, Christmas Jokes

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Your Eggnog’s Too StrongIf you see a fat man …Who’s jolly and cute,wearing a beardand a red flannel suit,and if he is chucklingand laughing away,while flying aroundin a miniature sleighwith eight tiny reindeerto pull him along,then lets.
Topics: Christmas Humor, Christmas Joke, Christmas Jokes

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The Christmas that [Bill] O’Reilly and his allies are promoting,one closely aligned with retailers, with a smack-down attitudetoward non-observers – fits with their campaign to make Americamore like a theocracy, with Christian displays on...
Topics: Christmas Humor, Christmas Joke, Christmas Jokes

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