As you have all probably heard by now, Club Mom is shutting down its blogs. Honestly, this is very good timing for me personally. My plate is overflowing with responsibility and posting here was starting to become nearly impossible. As my infrequency in..

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Well. Well. Well. How VERY interesting. It appears that you have children from the ages of... (DRUM ROLL PLEASE) two weeks to eighteen years old! How very...broad of you, Internet. Despite my efforts to be useful and applicable in my writing and all...
Topics: Parenting Terrifies Me

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Can you all just be as helpful as kittens and answer this wee question: How old are your kids? How rude of me not to ask sooner! My very efficient assistant shall collect your answers and get riiiiight back to you.
Topics: My Kid Is Cuter Than Your Kid

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So, did everyone have a chance to get their comments in? Hmm? Everyone? (See, how I cleverly pretended I was waiting on you when in actuality you've been waiting on me? I know. How sneaky. Do you ever do that to your husband? Come downstairs where...
Topics: Parenting Terrifies Me

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I started to write about the fires here at Club Mom, but realized that is a subject better suited for my personal blog, so if you would like to know how I'm doing feel free to take a jaunt over yonder. Obviously, I still have hands. I know posting...
Topics: Parenting Terrifies Me

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