Cheating The Loom
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The Tuxedo Type - 335 days ago
My research paper is all written…for the most part. I still need to write a conclusion paragraph, make bibliography, and also have an outline of my essay to turn in. It’s due tomorrow at 12:20. Don’t worry, I work well under pressure.... Topics: artsy, Charlie Kaufman, College, Movies, Personal complaining, review
Better Off - 337 days ago
Reality is a terrible place to live. I think I’m going to move. There much nicer places I could be. Earlier today I had a dream where Mary Kate Olsen and I were cuddling. I could live there. I could set up camp in that dream. I don’t know... Topics: bored, College, dream, Personal complaining, Summer, thoughs, writing
Musical Wish List - 351 days ago
So, when you get on a wifi network and then open itunes you can see everyone else’s itunes library (or at least the ones who allow theirs to be public). Here at school I look at everyone’s itunes library and I feel small. Sure some of them... Topics: album, College, Music, Polyphonic Spree
It Never Goes This Well - 352 days ago
I’m 99% sure I’m suppose to be a writer. Why? Because I have all these great ideas. Ideas for how things should go. The sad thing is that none of my ideas would have work in real life. They’d only work in fiction. This is one of those... Topics: College, Personal complaining, picking up chicks, Scene
Today Went Down the Tube… - 471 days ago
How It Went Down: Today I go to eat at Chipotle. It’s a great meal. I drive back to my dorm. I get diarrhea. I’m not surprised. I did just eat Chipotle, after all. I gently place my diarrhea in the toilet. “Before I go,” said.. Topics: College, gross, Personal complaining, poop jokes
