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Questioning Obama’s Intelligence - 126 days ago
In his speech on October 6th, 2009, Obama did little but bless our Intelligence Community for their diligence and integrity.The record of your service is written in the attacks that never occur because you thwarted them, and in the countless Americans... Topics: knoxville, law, media, obama, politics, terrorism
Right or $afe? - 128 days ago
He’s passed out, not breathing… No pulse… You do what you know how to do… His eyes open… No breath… No pulse… It was just nerves… Continue… A wheeze, a cough… He grabs your... Topics: hospitals, knoxville, law, life, questions, responsibility
Hubby Hubby… First the House Key, Now My Ice Cream - 161 days ago
The title says it all, first I questioned the sexuality of my house key as it looked a bit prideful. Then we were illuminated with the different shades of gay and a pretty lame diety as Steve Jobs is generally a poo-poo faced kind of guy. Its his... Topics: ice cream, knoxville, marriage, tennessee, Vermont
Quitting the Cancer Stick - 175 days ago
Anxious?!? I am not anxious. I am sped up, ready to take over the world in a matter of minutes.I am the wanton lover you always wanted, the man who can make you hot and heavy in a matter of seconds.Ready to sell you into a business deal you... Topics: cigarettes, gonzo, knoxville, sarcasm, smoking
Banishing Buddy - 180 days ago
During the course of a conversation, a customer complained of a capricious canine. The malcontented mutt, so known as Buddy, was the property of a pestiferous old prune next door. He’d decided it was his duty to guard their front door. Topics: customers, dogs, humor, knoxville, sarcasm

























