There's nothing quite as relaxing and just plain fun as a good old fart!  Where did the word fart come from you ask?  Well let me see if I can help.  As many of you know, I am indeed the go to guy for questions about ancient languages..
Topics: fart, flatulent, French, gas

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There's a fellow in town that has an auto breakdown about once a week.  Everybody seems to know this guy.  "Oh hell, there's old so and so's car again.  Wonder what it is this time? Carb?" The old guy has been...
Topics: old car, scrap yard, tow truck

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Today's edition of The Times was to open with a message from the president.  His people contacted my people with a proposition wanting to have him interviewed for The Times.   However, this is not a political blog, and I will not pimp it as.
Topics: car accident, old lady

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 Well, well... Last week was rather busy.  Busy enough for me to essentially take off last Sunday from doing anything.  I went on strike.  I usually do once every couple of days anyway.  So, I missed the publication deadline...
Topics: Da Old Man, The Times

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There will be a late edition of The Sunday Suck-Up Times.   Why you ask?  Because of this: It's just beginning to move through our area, and I intend to kick back and enjoy the hell out of it.  Later!!
Topics: bad weather, rain, storms

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