Beyond Left Field
Humor and satire of daily events in and out of the news
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Next World Crisis In Chicago? - 67 days ago
Barack Obama is facing yet another international crisis. This one perhaps bigger than Iran. How many crisis can one man handle? How much more strength can he muster? This latest event is perhaps the most desperate one he's faced since becoming... Topics: Chicago, Copenhagen, Olympics
I Love Brown People, But Don't Eat The Wax. - 68 days ago
So far the Hispanic population in this area hasn't become Americanized to the point that they ask for exorbitant wages for their work. For instance, I bought a new car recently, but due to excessive rain it was muddy and dirty after the first week of. Topics: day labor, Hispanic, Mexicans
Love Is All You Need...And Some Ketchup - 74 days ago
Having eaten a few gourmet pizzas, as I'm sure most of you have, you know that everything starts with the same basic pizza. Crust, sauce and cheese...the same no matter the pizza. It's all about the toppings of course, and that's what you are. Topics: condiments, ketchup, mustard
Tired Of D.C.'s Crap? Tax The Turd! - 76 days ago
Health care officials in parts of the country have decided that a penny/ounce tax on sugary soft drinks is in order to help defer the health care cost of obese people. Huh? Wouldn't it be easier for the slobs to quit drinking the sugary soft drinks?.. Topics: soft drink tax, taxes, turds
The Times - 83 days ago
I hope that all of you have had a great weekend to this point. As you may have noticed, The Times has added a descriptive tag in the hopes that it will help differentiate between us and that impostor that also refers to it self as The Times. .




























