The most satisfying scene in Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jedi is no doubt the one where, after much taunting of Luke by the Emperor about his (Luke’s) inevitable capitulation to the Dark Side and his (Luke’s) destiny as his (The...
Topics: endless pit, flailing demons, hidden reserves, movies, star wars episode 6 return of the jedi, the emperor

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Sturgeon’s Law states that 90% of everything is crap. Frankly, I think on this site I’m running a lot higher than that, probably 95% plus.But, heck, that means in any given year, there’s stuff that isn’t crap on this site, as...
Topics: bold prediction, christmas movie, coward of the county, kenny rogers, speed of light, sweet nostalgia

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Link to The GiftPost from: Dan Liebke's Astonishing TalesIf you're seeing this anywhere other than the Astonishing Tales RSS Feed, then somebody's, y'know, nicked it. Let me know at dliebke@astonishingtales.com and I'll bring heckfire.
Topics: flashforward season one

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Been a while since I’ve done one of these. Three-ish weeks, actually, by my correct calculations. So let’s check out the finest keywords used by the most beautiful people to find this site in that time:dan liebke loves skulky the turtle...
Topics: dan liebke facebook, dan liebke loves skulky the turtle wonder, did jimmy look at lois breasts, how to create your own heroes episode, i hate lana lang in comics, meaning self-referential cleverness, nz's next top model, what type of girl is lana lang

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Nobody can keep up with the numbering system that Heroes is using, but that doesn’t change the fact that there was a new episode and, hence, a new round of heated debate and discussion over at the Preppies of the Apocalypse blog.Topics discussed...
Topics: heroes, television

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