Our government has attempted drastic, unprecedented measures to "restore" our economy and shove us all into a time warp with the hope that we will all overspend like it's 2005. As a glass-is-half-empty,...

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Jana, why the long face? Knock Knock Who's there? Jana Jana Who? Horseface Cunt Knock Knock Who's there? Uncle Ed Uncle Ed who? It's Mr. Ed, not Uncle Uncle Ed+Mr. Ed =...

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Even my dishwasher.

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I had an 80's cartoon and comic book named after me. She was even thick with a ghetto booty and thought fur was inferior to leather. How prophetic. Believe it, bitches!

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Question - What do you get when you combine: A shot ammunition band with over 100 shot bullets? JBear's 68 year old Mom doing the shots (and stockpiling them in her purse) and her 73 year old Dad being grinded (ground?) on the dance floor by his...

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