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I'm a little tosspot short and stout here are my handles here is my sprout on the way to work only this morning i ran out of gas and sat on my ass i must remember that my car doesn't run on love and air alone Ok, so the last part didn't...

Peas favourite Christmas story had me in stitches. Oh my holy moly. There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that....

Dear SheBee, In one month I will be a married man. I love my fiancé very much, but her mom is prettier and proposed that she test drive me before the wedding. Needless to say I was floored. What should I do? MILF lover. Dear MILF lover, You are an...

This letter serves to request that I may stay in your house one more week than I originally planned for when I gave notice earlier this month. You see, the thing is, I’m sort of trying to avoid moving back to my parents for the week prior to going to...