Saturday: Previously, I have mentioned how the universe is made of CHOCOLATE . It surrounds us and penetrates us and binds the galaxy together… no wait, that's the FORCE! Anyway, scientists call this delicious substance DARK MATTER, because it...
Topics: Science, Space

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(Last) Saturday: So, the Beardy-Weirdy of Canterbury wants to know why we don't like hearing about our politicians' beliefs and why, if we do, we think it makes them a bit… peculiar. Two words for you, your weirdiness: LORD BLAIRIMORT . Yes,...
Topics: bad religion, beardy weirdy, Iraq, Lord Blairimort

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Saturday: GOOD NEWS: "The Sarah Jane Adventures" and "Never Mind the Buzzcocks" show that adding a Dr David to your mix adds a COOL MILLION to your viewing figures! BAD NEWS: this suggests the interest in Red Button cartoons SANS...
Topics: reviews

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Wednesday OK, for starters, when exactly did we get the idea that our economic woes were all the fault of the PUBLIC SECTOR? Quick recap: the PRIVATE SECTOR banks indulged huge numbers of PRIVATE citizens in running up vast debts shopping on the PRIVATE..
Topics: Broken Politics

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Thursday: The Board of the Royal Bank-that-we-own of Scotland are behaving like a flock of Sir Desmond Glazebrooks, the incompetent but wily banker of "Yes, Monster" and "Yes, Prime Monster" fame, who would insist treating all the...
Topics: Banks, Mr Vince, The Economy Stupid

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