I?m back. I still can?t tell you why I stopped blogging exactly, but I can tell you why I started up again. The urge to blog hit me on the way in to work a few days ago, when I saw a bumper sticker that read: I would rather be quilting in a beach...

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Many of you have asked me, "Diesel, since I missed out on my chance to win a copy of Mercury Falls , is there a way for me to get a signed copy?" Others have asked, "Diesel, I live in a faraway land, such as South Africa or Australia. Will.
Topics: Full of myself, Mercury Falls

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But wait, this is good. I've finally come up with some details about how you can win a copy. Here's how it will work: From now until August 31, I will give away one copy for every five new fans of MERCURY FALLS. For example, right now there are...

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Over the past several months, I've been working on finding a publisher for my novel, Mercury Falls . Although the reception from agents has been positive, this is a particularly bad time for a new author to be trying to get published. The...
Topics: Books, Mercury Falls

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Over 500 people have signed up for the Mercury Falls interest list ! Many thanks to everyone who blogged, emailed, tweeted, facebook and arm-twisted to get people to sign up. As promised, I'm beginning the process of self-publishing the book. I'm.
Topics: Antisocial Commentary, Mercury Falls

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