Can you BELIEVE that shit ? Not a scrap, not a lick. What the fuck, man ? I am speechless. Flabbergasted. Can one be "flabbergasted" ? I think one can, because this one certainly is. I'm definitely peeing on something now.

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I realized that I never made good on my promise of pictures of "the shaving" aftermath. well, here's one. I stole it off the Nice Lady's computer. This picture is of me when I couldn't really use my back legs...I guess she found...

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The apartment is starting to fill up with empty boxes. And I think that probably means we are moving again. At least I hope it's "we". You never know. I've heard those horror stories of people leaving their beloved pets behind...And I..

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WAIT until you here this bullshit that's going on with me now. Not to be indelicate, but I was having a bit of an "issue" with my bodily functions...How should I put this...I was pooping pudding ? Does that work for you ? No ? A little too.

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Have i ever told you that I LOVE ribbons ? well, i fucking DO !! I fucking ADORE ribbons !!! I like chasing them around, wrestling with them. But you want to know what I like best ? Eating them !! I do !! I fucking LOVE devouring the fucking things !!.

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