DEAR KRISTI,I just found out last week that I am the proud mother of 16 children! Three Puerto Ricans, Two Africans from Kenya, one African from Malawi, two from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, a Mexican, and innumerable whites! I don’t...
Topics: Now I'm an Advice Columnist

Which Fraggle Rock Character Are You?Would you rather:a. go traveling in ‘outer space’ (outside your house)b. sit in your own filth and the filth of others for the rest of your lifec. be perpetually depressed as well as eyelessd. use...
Topics: Personality Quizzes for the Not-Smart

And if you don’t give it to her, YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIE A MISERABLE SQUALID DEATH, LIKE A CHARACTER IN A DICKENS NOVEL.Top Ten Reasons I Demand the American Taxpayer to Pay My Student Loans On My Behalf Even Though I Don’t Have A Real.
Topics: LeftRightWrong, Think McFly Think

I’m not one to attract a great deal of meanish comments. Usually. Of course I expect the respectfully disagreeable types when I make sweeping political denunciations or not-mired-in-details defenses of crazy cult ladies. Those sorts of posts...
Topics: Conversations in my Head, In which I make enemies

…on the wackiest children’s tv shows that were probably concieved on bad acid. Go read it, then go digg it, then come back, then go back again and read it again, in case you missed one of the jokes, then try to digg it again, but realize...
Topics: Look at me...I'm so great., Write said Fred