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The Jamaican Beat of Justice, DC Edition - 107 days ago
It was Wednesday, and it was hot. I mean, of course it was hot: it's summer in DC after all. I needed gas. Which is how nearly ended up ruining a sting operation at a seedy Shell on New York Avenue. ________ I am not the kind of person who shops... Topics: DC Dukkha

Randomata: File Under "Cool Stuff" - 116 days ago
Hey there Interwebs! I'm writing you a quick missive here because I want you to do two things: 1. I would like you to pay a visit to my generous friend, SoloMother. Not only is she a talented writer,... [[ Hi! Please drop by the site and say hi,... Topics: Don Meow, Herr Meow!, Laundry List, Randomata

Half a Year of Chunky Awesomeness - 121 days ago
Little grunts and shifts. A sigh. Peaceful sleep. As strange as it may sound, I am sometimes in denial of having a second child. I find myself thinking that it's not possible that I ever was pregnant... [[ Hi! Please drop by the site and say hi,... Topics: Don Meow

Food Poisoning For a Better You (Sort Of) - 124 days ago
You may be rightfully thinking, "if she's never going to update it, why bother keeping a blog?" You'd be right. Except. I actually have two entries in the back burner. One, interestingly enough, is about boobs. That one will probably... Topics: Domestic Bliss, Grace

This Is NOT a Good Thing - 138 days ago
I have loved Martha Stewart for a long time. Mine has been a restrained, platonic, high-thread-count kind of tenderness toward her and, mostly, toward what she represents. She is one nation, under... [[ Hi! Please drop by the site and say hi, too!... Topics: Schoolmarmish























