People are getting jaded. No, that doesn’t mean they’re turning into greenish-colored stone. Really. Nor would it be correct to refer to a person as a jade , on the off chance that the person you’re referring to thusly turns out to be an...
Topics: Randomnimity

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Sometimes I come across health studies that are perfectly legitimate... but they don't persuade me to do anything differently. For example, there was that study that says raw broccoli is much better for you than cooked broccoli. Or another one that..
Topics: Core Exercises, Pregnancy, Research, Teens

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For those of you who haven't been to a gym in a decade or so, ellipticals are those popular contraptions that people pedal on standing up, with their feet moving in—you guessed it— an “elliptical” shape. They are sort of a cross between a...
Topics: Ellipticals, Exercise, whining

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One, two, three....Oh crap. There's just too damn many. Photo: natala007 I am lucky not to suffer from chronic insomnia. From what I hear, it's an extremely frustrating affliction. Sure, some nights I'll be excited or worried about...
Topics: Contest, Insomnia, Products, Sleep, SleepPhones

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Good Lord, what are earth are you doing here? Sorry, you made a mistake. You were looking for the post right below this one , with its 3,378,087 comments. Which just proves that you All Love Crabby Better. That's fine. Just fine. Don't mind me....
Topics: Exercise, Flowcharts

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