We enjoy ourselves some good porn every once in awhile. By "awhile," we mean, like, every day. We're not obsessed with it, though. We've never felt the need to carry it around in our pockets, wherever we go. We're more than content..
Topics: Videos

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We're still figuring out what exactly this blog is going to be when it grows up. When we want some inspiration, we peruse the offerings at Humor-Blogs dot com . There's an excellent selection of bloggers over there who are a lot funnier than we...

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We miss the good old days, back when everyone practiced free love and there was nothing a little antibiotics couldn't cure. Actually, we're a little young to remember that. We grew up in mortal fear that our private parts might spontaneously...
Topics: Weird Science

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When we were youngsters, our mother told us the importance of always wearing clean underwear. As good old mom would say, you never know when you might get into an accident. Thinking back on those words years later, we wonder what exactly she meant. Did...
Topics: True Crime

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We're not political. We dislike most Republicans and Democrats, equally. But we like the Obama Girl . She's in the video I got a crush on Obama. The Barack Obama campaign, of course, says they have nothing to do with the video, which stars bikini.
Topics: Politics, Videos

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