There comes a time in every man’s life when his computer will have shit the bed. For me, that time is now; and this can only mean that the extended warranty has expired recently. Over the last few months, I’ve been Macgyvering it into...
Topics: Computer

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[…] after convincing myself that it sounded more like a facial money shot (a very hetero facial money shot), I streaked across the street (while dripping wet) and retrieved the Crème Douche.
Topics: Adult, cars, cops, douche, facial, french, itunes, laptop, love, Music, oxymoron, peach cobbler ala mode, Poetry, porn, pussy, Sex, sheena, shower soap, Tasteless, Twisted

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It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the...
Topics: a little piece of me, Adult, blogs, community, Computer, death threats, doodles, hate mail, headspace, life, lil blog of horrors, lipstick, niceness, Observational, potting soil, salvage, Social, the clap, trucker, vicodin, widgets, writing

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But luckily, there was time to write a guest post on Jillian Approved!, so please swing by her site and check out: I Didn’t Land on “King of Rock”, “King of Rock” Landed on Me; and tell her .45 sent ya!
Topics: Adult, guest post, jillian approved, Music, Social, TV

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[…] The day will soon be upon us when Whitey will officially be outnumbered. This is largely due to crystal meth and inbreeding.
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