You look like you can handle what’s under my hood“That was fast. Did you fly here?”This is the comment that greets me every single time I walk into our auto mechanic’s shop, despite the fact that Eric, our “car guy,”...
Topics: I Am Grossed Out

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Are you sleeping?Still dreaming,Still drifting offHey, dude, I’m trying to sleep!The whole point of weekends is to sleep late, right? But I can’t force myself to sleep later than I do on weekdays. Perhaps that’s because I get up...
Topics: I Get Personal

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OK, enough election talk. Let’s get back to the important stuff.Without further ado, here are the results of the Top Ten Terrifying Things Contest!1. In my wild youth, I accepted LSD from a total stranger. And TOOK it!—TRUTH!I’m sorry...
Topics: I Give and Receive

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But the fruit of the poor lemonIs impossible to eatMany years ago, I worked with a nice young man named Kevin. One day, Kevin told me he had a very large polyp that needed to be removed surgically.Oh, no!He went on to tell me that the polyp, lodged in...
Topics: I Am Grossed Out

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Happy I Do Things-Ween!I’ve been tagged for the always-popular “8 Random Things” and “7 Quirky Things” memes by some of my blogging pals:Preston at Me and the Blue SkiesJolly MomThe Snarky ViewAnd since I’ve already...
Topics: I Get Personal, I Give and Receive

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