I am fat.  I need to lose a lot of weight.  Eighty pounds would do it, however I would be happy with thirty pounds and wearing very baggy t-shirts.  Girls -even the chubby ones  - don't like fat guys; my sparkling...
Topics: musings of interest

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The following post contains graphic language, sophomoric humor and explicit sexual innuendo. If doesn't entice you to read it, I don't know what will. I didn't score with a sea cow, eat a steak or prank call an ex, but I did learn quite a bit.
Topics: Bob Tale, Nerk Ahia

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I am not sure why my name is in quotes, perhaps because it isn't a proper name like Big Sexy. This cake serves as my sole birthday present from my mother, father and little brother. The sticker indicated the original price to be $12.87, however that..
Topics: Nerk Ahia

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I don't like birthdays. It isn't that I am that old, though I am no longer considered part of MTV's target demographic, the biggest problem is that one year suddenly pops up at you in one day. Today I am 26, tomorrow I am suddenly 27, to...
Topics: musings of interest

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All things considered, Paris looks good, pretty even . That is a saying a lot from a guy who would rather impale himself on an odd-toed ungulates' horn than be in the same room with her. Is it normal for a woman to leave jail looking better than when.
Topics: Paris Hilton

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