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Don’t eat your brother! - 42 days ago
Meet BLUE. He is a parakeet that adopted me while I was shopping at Trader Joes. His intention was to find a home. My intention was to go home without an additional mouth to feed. Needless to say he had an agenda and I am a sucker for the color blue.. Topics: The Daily Dish

I want more - 44 days ago
I wanna travel the world. As a matter of a fact I am ready to travel the world. I want to have coffee in Paris. Wine tasting in Nepal. Hiking in Greece. Midnight dinner in Spain. Camping in Africa.I want to do it all. I want to do [...] Topics: The Daily Dish

I can smell it - 44 days ago
I sense change coming my way. I can smell those suckers like rotting fish and apples composting in a metal trash bin. The last time I addressed my sense of smell I was presented with a man who resembled a gorilla but lied better than Pinocchio. I knew. Topics: The Daily Dish

Damage - 45 days ago
The damage has already been done. The foundation has a tiny hairline fracture. It is one of those that the slightest pressure will set things off.You see, by nature I am not a very trusting person. It takes a while for me to develop trust. And it... Topics: dating, Save me! I'm a woman

Got your card - 49 days ago
He left his library card…on my desk by the massage oil we had used the night before. I thought it was cute. It was an interesting gesture showing his interest in me. I found myself giggling and studying all the corners of this card of his. I even... Topics: dating

















