I want a house with a kitchen. I want a small space secluded in front of my kitchen and I want a lonesome cherry tree to grow. I want a small picnic blanket underneath the three. I want wonderful novels and fairly tales spread across the blanket. I...
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I should be studying right now. Like nose stuck in textbooks and eyes glued on pages kind of studying. And if I am not capable of just that, I should be sleeping because I will be spending my day in the maximum-security men’s central jail.But instead.
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Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?I miss those guys. Are they even around? I don’t know. I hope.I know I have been incredibly shitty at this.
Topics: dating, guns, jail, men, Save me! I'm a woman, school, That thing that I did

I have been feeling destructive as of late. More like I have been itching for a change. So what’s the easiest thing to change? Hair of course.Yesterday I sat with my hairdresser as she chain-smoked and coughed her lungs out. Occasionally she would..
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Here is a drive-by-entry for you. Providing that time is my worst enemy and best friend all at the same time. I have to do this post very quickly. Here is an email from some 41 year old who is apparently the VP of some telecommunications company. I...
Topics: dating, Save me! I'm a woman, That thing that I did