Meet BLUE. He is a parakeet that adopted me while I was shopping at Trader Joes. His intention was to find a home. My intention was to go home without an additional mouth to feed. Needless to say he had an agenda and I am a sucker for the color blue..
Topics: The Daily Dish

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I wanna travel the world. As a matter of a fact I am ready to travel the world. I want to have coffee in Paris. Wine tasting in Nepal. Hiking in Greece. Midnight dinner in Spain. Camping in Africa.I want to do it all. I want to do [...]
Topics: The Daily Dish

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I sense change coming my way. I can smell those suckers like rotting fish and apples composting in a metal trash bin. The last time I addressed my sense of smell I was presented with a man who resembled a gorilla but lied better than Pinocchio. I knew.
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The damage has already been done. The foundation has a tiny hairline fracture. It is one of those that the slightest pressure will set things off.You see, by nature I am not a very trusting person. It takes a while for me to develop trust. And it...
Topics: dating, Save me! I'm a woman

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He left his library card…on my desk by the massage oil we had used the night before. I thought it was cute. It was an interesting gesture showing his interest in me. I found myself giggling and studying all the corners of this card of his. I even...
Topics: dating

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