Jerry: "Where were you?" Me: "bathroom . . . " Jerry:  "What were you doing??" Me: "?? Zzzzzz" Several Minutes Later-- I'm wheezing, coughing and carrying on.  I can't find my inhaler in...
Topics: my husband wishes I was a private person, overheard conversations

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It isn't as though I know much about Hanukkah, but I'm pretty sure cervix's don't figure in there anywhere.  And if I was Jewish, and my husband took the advice and scheduled my pap as a Hanukkah gift?  I'd be pretty.
Topics: random, video

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7:28 pm - I arrive home from work, round up children to look at an aquarium.  Jerry found it on Craig's List, and it is a STEAL. 7:32 pm - Hope this whole aquarium thing isn't a ploy to entice me to some wackjob's house so he can kill...
Topics: It's all about Honeybell, pets

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I was listening to Isaac's friend tell the story of almost losing his finger in a freak sporting mishap. Normally I just listen to the boys blabber on as I drive, but this kid was being way more dramatic than necessary. "Listen up. You...
Topics: Isaac, random

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Someone has been stealing our cigarettes. We don't smoke in our house, so we'll often leave the packs outside. The thief has been coming between midnight and 6am. More of my packs have disappeared than Jerry's, because I'm a moron that.
Topics: annoyances, Honeybell's stupidity, smoking

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