A certain stunningly beautiful girl I know is married to a man who comes equipped with six pack abs and the type of baggage that is the stuff of wet dreams for writers of daytime drama.  He looks like Adonis, he’s hung like Mandingo, and...
Topics: Abuse, Abusive Men, Abusive Relationships, Adonis, Alafuckingbama, Codependence, Cops, Criminal, Divorce, Drug Addict, Drug Addiction, Drugs, Dysfunctional, Insane, Insanity, Love, Mandingo, Marriage, Men, Police, Relationships, Sex, Sociopathic, Uncategorized, Woman

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Almost two decades ago while living in Europe my ex husband and I invited my father and his date, a redheaded anesthesiologist from Texas, over to our house for dinner.  I had just finished baking a roast in our finicky oven (I cannot recall whether it..
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I’m not sure which of the two neighbors on the first floor is burning Nag Champa (the staple of hippies) but it is quite aromatic especially with the 100 degree heat intensifying the smell in the hallways.  It reminds me of when I used to...
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Ridiculous but funny.  I thought my friends were pranking me when I pulled up this video but this really made news in Mobile, Alabama - a leprechaun sighting  in the hood!And the remix – oh, you’ve got to watch the remix -Now about that.
Topics: Alabama, Hood, Humor, Leprechauns in Alabama, Mobile, Uncategorized, YouTube

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By the owner of Nationwide Relocation Services.My boyfriend advised it was best to keep quiet…for now. I’ll keep you posted.
Topics: Nationwide Relocation Services, Uncategorized

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