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The reason why I wasn’t updating my blog - 444 days ago
I know, I know I wasn’t updating my blog too much. The reason why is that I was creating a web site, cute-kittens.com, for a web firm. Topics: Business

New Job Location - 445 days ago
I remember once a new office opened up in another country and I wanted to go there so badly but they wouldn’t let me. I guess it was the questions about if there were any laws against under aged sex over there. Topics: Work

My Daughter - 458 days ago
Every time I look at my daughter I say to myself, “Crap, one day she’s going to let a man stick his penis in her mouth.” Topics: Business

Cell Phone - 459 days ago
A friend on mine was talking on his cell phone one day. I approached him and asked, “Hey, are you selling drugs?”“Why would you ask me such a thing?”“Because you’re black and you have a cell phone.” Topics: Friends

Dress Like A Bum - 466 days ago
My college asked me once why I always dressed like a bum.“Well, when I kill myself I don’t want to get blood all over my nice clothes.” Topics: Business





