It’s Valentine’s Day and romance is in the air. Rather than go on a lame rant about how Valentine’s Day sucks and is a fake holiday created by greeting card companies to drum up business between Christmas and Easter and that if you...
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Who missed me? Just wanted to post this, but I will write more later in the week.Fuck you, Patriots. I could go on and on with that theme, but I’ll let the kids at Kissing Suzy Kolber do it for me.See you kids in a couple days!
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The other day I was listening to Breaking Benjamin’s first CD on my way into work and got this song stuck in my head. Listening to the lyrics, it’s clearly inspired by The Wizard of Oz, which is also why the video I just linked to is just...
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I hope everyone enjoyed webcomic week and it’s steady stream of low-brow humor. Things will get back to normal next week.
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