Part One This weekend I settled down with some relatives to watch my very first Eurovision Song Contest in fifteen years. Would it live up to my memories? I wondered. Or has the Eurovision changed beyond recognition -- like Radio One and MTV, belonging.
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In anticipation of the fourth season of the new Dr Who this weekend, I have been getting crafty with modelling clay and a few pipe cleaners to make my own small scale Dalek Legion. And guess what? You can do it to! You'll need: A lump of modelling.

(Fig. 1. These people are not us. But they have just bought a home, and so have instantly become more Attractive and Fulfilled. This, therefore, is a representation of What We Will Become After We Have Been The Bastard People) Way back in January,...
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Hello! Remember me? I used to be a blogger who posted upwards of 3-4 times per month?! (insert apologetic rambling stuff riddled with excuses about not posting here...) Good. Now that's out of the way, let's blog baby! Now, where was I? Ah, yes..
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Dear Jack, Last night when I got home from work you were ready and waiting in your 'smart clothes' and excited beyond all reason. I was going to drive you to school where they were hosting a Valentine's Disco for you and all the other 4-6...