Jake "The Bulldog" at the bus stop Originally uploaded by Christel Weixelman We got a new fish. Right now we have Suzuki the pleco, Truncated Butt the heart parrot and Jake "The Bulldog" the blood parrot. So far Jake is traumatized...

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This makes the third time I've burned myself on the boobs. It's not like they really have that much surface area so I don't get why this is such an issue. Last time it was boiling hot tea down the front of my shirt, and the time before that...

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Joel passed the drug test and got the job, or else I'd have been on here bitching. It pays well and he likes it ok. I got a second job at Target. I have orientation tomorrow evening. We'll see how long I last. I'll be in Jewelry. The extra...

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Finally. It's been a year now. He got it through a staffing agency. It's in Kent. It's for some company that makes business cards for huge corporations and he'll be working in the warehouse driving a forklift and keeping track of orders...

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The rules: 1) Answer questions and type into google image search 2) Post pictures from first results page 1. Age at next birthday: 2. A place you'd like to travel: 3. Your favorite place: 4. Your favorite objects: 5. Your favorite food: 6. Your...

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