I heard this story from a doc...not sure when or where it happened. The patient, who also happens to be an unwed mother, needs a blood transfusion because she has been bleeding. A lot. However, she belongs to a religion which forbids blood...
Topics: blood transfusion, hell, helldoula, whore

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I worked December 23rd, 24th, and 25th. We had all planned a party on the 23rd -- which included awesome items like my salsa and P's fried chicken. However, when we got to work on the 23rd, we saw that someone had put up a sign informing us that...

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The other morning I was admitting a patient fairly close to shift change -- about 0600. She was scheduled for a c/section in about 2 or 3 days, but her water had broken during the night, so she came in and we started getting her ready to have a c/section.

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I just cleaned out my jewelry box...and underneath all the tangled beads I found the saddest pair of old lady items ever...what ever possessed me to stash these two things there, I'll never know. A tube of Monistat external vulvar cream...and a tiny.
Topics: dentures, yeast

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I've learned so much from this blog. Mainly that people are using the internet to educate themselves on topics about which they never would have asked their local librarian. (How was that for some stilted sentence construction?) After I posted...
Topics: armpit sex, education, types of vaginas, urethra

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