(Read in a French accent -- which only seems to occur when she really gets into a story.) "There were these two girls, there. Peter, I don't think they liked me very much. When Sarah brought the ball down, they just did this. (She stuck out...
Topics: The Monkey

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I likes me some female voices. I am a sucker for accents, including, but not limited to: 1) Australian women (preferably born and raised in Canberra before moving to Sydney.) 2) English women (especially when they say "lovely" or...

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An open letter to the gorgeous brunette in the purple bra in the Uncle Ben's commercial whose meal was ready so quick, thanks to us living in a society obsessed with rushing, that she didn't have time to finish getting dressed before having to...
Topics: 600 posts

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it's not that I don't give a fuck I mean, I don't it's the degree to which I don't give a fuck that surprises I didn't realize my smile was an optical delusion until now you're not her it's not your fault it's a little.
Topics: word doodles

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(Or Why I Should Never Be Allowed To Talk To People #75649) "It is amazing how adding, or removing, a line or two can totally change the vibe of a scene. I mean, 'and then they had angry butt sex' can really put a different spin on a church.

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