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Rudolph - And not the one you're thinking. - 4 days ago
I apologize if you guys have seen this Max Fleischer beauty. Until tonight, I had not. But ... I. Fucking. Love. It. Enjoy it over the weekend. And then, it's back to the Christmastree mines you Humbugs. Peace. The link,...

We're thankful for you. And the Muppets. - 5 days ago
Stay with it till the end. I promise you it's worth it. Happy Thanksgiving from us and ours to you and yours. Topics: Brands

Sheesh PETA, this spot's righteous indignation is at about 50 and I need it closer to 4. For the record, I have no problem with vegetarianism. (I myself dabbled in it. Not in 'Nam of course.) It's just that I...
Topics: Opinion
Topics: Opinion

My day-to-day life in 5 simple words. - 20 days ago
"Strawberry Flavored Juice Drink Blend" Take a second and read them again. Done? Good. Let's proceed. These words appear in the photo below (centered, just above the tree line) and on the front of every Strawberry Capri Sun pouch being...

Attention Media: Quit fucking trying to terrify parents. - 26 days ago
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Am I sick and tired of the media's constant attempts to scare the shit out of us. The latest target: Rice Krispies. Seems they've got an added antioxidant claim on their box. (Antioxidants, if you didn't know,... Topics: Opinion

















