So Friday night I had to go to this extremely deluxe benefit, the grand opening of the new building that will house Chicago's Joffrey Ballet . Let me first set the record straight by informing you that to this party--the single most expensive benefit.

From Betsy Johnson, who apparently hasn't gotten the memo that maternity dresses are no longer in style, this combination of Gwen Stefani's new perfume bottles with out-takes from Little House on the Prairie: From Marc Jacobs, who is apparently...
Topics: Spring 2009

I don't know about the rest of you, but when I'm so busy during the day that I find myself buying bread and milk at 8:45 p.m., I begin to develop an attitude. Not that buying groceries at 8:45 is unpleasant. The store was almost empty, and there..
Topics: Blogher, bored meetings, comments are my life's blood

but I'm an audiobook junky. My gateway drug was Harry Potter books read by Jim Dale. You see, a couple of years ago, I bought Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone on CD to give to That Stud Muffin I Married for Christmas. I thought he might...
Topics: Where's the 12-step program for audiobook junkies?

so luckily, Joke had a meme for me to steal. 1. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled--but softly. No little hard weeping yellow rabbit turds, s.v.p. 2. How do you take your coffee/tea? Tea: PG Tips, boil the water, heat the pot, then steep five teabags...
Topics: my aren't we grumpy today