A drunk goes into a bar. He is very, very drunk - can hardly stand up. He slurs his way up to the bar and says: "Hey, bartender! Gimme a martini!" "No, no," says the bartender. "You've had too much already." The drunk...

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I...

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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle...

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Q. Why do aliens make crop circles? A. Because they are corny. Q. Where do dumb aliens go? A. Area 52. Q. How are men like UFOs? A. You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off. Q. What do...

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Haven't you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or burger and drink combo? 1. Ask for last months specials. 2. Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any, make them up. 3. When they repeat your...

{"title":"10 Fast Food Screw Ups","post_url":"http:\/\/1jokeaday.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/10-fast-food-screw-ups.html","feed_url":"http:\/\/1jokeaday.blogspot.com\/feeds\/posts\/default?alt=rss","author":"mask456","date":"2009-08-03 17:19:00","summary":"Haven't you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or burger and drink combo? 1. Ask for last months specials. 2. Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any, make them up. 3. When they repeat your..."}