whitney from barbetti has been doing this thing where she's been chronicling her life up till now starting from when she was born. reading it made me think, "hey i should do this too." my dad has always said i should write a book about my..
Topics: my life

"when life gives you lemons, put them in a potato launcher. you'll have more ammunition!"
Topics: snippets

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE happy five months to my best friend and my only and you better believe there were lots of sparklers and glowsticks involved in our celebration. NEXT month is our two year anniversary of being us. and our six month wedding. but...

not like, the broadway show dudes. as in, MY i mean, OUR cats. see, i wanted a girl cat cuz well, i'd had a boy cat. and he became the one we do not speak of. except the one incident where he threw a dead cat at my mothers head. which was more than a.
Topics: clementine, phiren, pictor-es